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    St. Augustine Adult Pirate Comedy Show Cruise

    Adults-only pirate show cruise with bawdy skits, songs, and jokes

    From$36/ person

    Duration

    2 Hours

    Includes

    Skits, songs, jokes

    Highlights

    Sail on an adults-only pirate show cruise with raunchy skits, songs, and jokes. The crew plays to the crowd for a bold, bawdy experience.

    • Experience an adults-only cruise not for the easily offended
    • Enjoy skits, songs, and jokes of explicit adult nature
    • Decide how dirty the show gets with your responses
    • Check in at Black Raven's Ship Store before boarding
    • Allow 45–60 minutes to find parking in St. Augustine
    • Be aware cruises may be delayed or canceled for weather

    Things to know

    Adults 21+ only; valid ID required. Arrive 45–60 minutes early to check in at Black Raven's Ship Store; boarding passes are required. Parking is limited; allow extra time. Late arrivals and no-shows are not refunded.

    Cancellation policy

    Cancel at least 72 hours before start for a full refund. If the company cancels for weather or unsafe conditions, you may reschedule or receive a full refund.

    Meeting location

    111 Avenida Menendez St. Augustine, FL US 32084

    Perfect for

    • Bachelor and bachelorette parties seeking irreverent fun
    • Adult friend groups looking for bold comedy nights
    • Couples after a cheeky, unconventional date experience
    Experience provided by Pirates of St. Augustine
    Experience provided by Pirates of St. Augustine

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    Senior

    $36.95

    Ages 55+

    0

    Adult

    $39.95

    Ages 21+ • Must Bring ID

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    4.3 stars• 1.1K reviews

    Review summary

    4.3
    Very Good
    1.1K reviews•Google Maps

    This pirate ship experience in St. Augustine seems to hit different notes depending on which cruise you choose. Families with young kids consistently rave about the crew's energy and how well they tailor the entertainment to different age groups. The treasure hunt activity gets enthusiastic mentions, and parents appreciate that the humor works for adults while staying kid-appropriate. The adult-only Rum Runner cruise also gets strong praise for its comedy and entertainment value, with couples highlighting the affordable drinks and hilarious skits. Several reviewers mention the crew's friendliness and how they engage with passengers throughout the trip. The sunset cruises earn special mentions for their live music and overall atmosphere. The experience isn't without hiccups though. Audio can be problematic, with the boat noise making it hard to hear the pirates at times. One disappointed group on the Rum Runner cruise felt the show didn't match the website description and found too much time spent on safety briefings rather than entertainment, questioning whether it justified the ticket cost. Some jokes and dialogue might go over younger kids' heads. Parking near the marina can apparently be tricky if you're not familiar with the area, so taking an Uber might save you some hassle. Still, the overwhelming majority of visitors seem to leave happy, whether they're toddlers clutching their treasure or adults who've enjoyed a night of laughs and drinks on the water.

    What people are saying

    Review 1 of 5
    5/5

    It was a wonderful and unforgettable trip. My family and friends celebrated my 60th birthday. I really liked the coordinated work of the ship’s crew—you guys are the best! I am grateful to you for your congratulations, songs, all historical information, games and music. I recommend this wonderful ship and crew to everyone

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    Elena Pryalkina

    August 14, 2025

    Review 1 of 1
    5/5

    It was a wonderful and unforgettable trip. My family and friends celebrated my 60th birthday. I really liked the coordinated work of the ship’s crew—you guys are the best! I am grateful to you for your congratulations, songs, all historical information, games and music. I recommend this wonderful ship and crew to everyone

    Photo of Elena Pryalkina

    Elena Pryalkina

    August 14, 2025

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